Rehiz.

So it’s been a year and a half since the last post. Tsk tsk. What happened to this space, man? Doesn’t mean everyone has graduated (even me!), you can just lead your own life and leave the memories behind.

Anyway hi. I don’t know if you guys will get notified in your emails for this.. but I’m just trying my luck. Otherwise, bebual sorang lah aku.

Bye.

 

let’s make this short.

KABARE? dah makan? dah sikat rambut?

SIAPA NAK GI SINGFEST NGAN AKU!?!!

 

Backlash.

I won’t miss school one bit.

 

let’s put some life here, balls.

Assalamualaikum yang dihormati sekalian,

 Selamat datang ke Film Melayu Studies sekali lagi. Saya Farhanah Elmu (and that’s Elmu with a ‘U’ and not an ‘O’), pelajar yang ter-minah sekali di cohort kita.

… And I shall stop trying to write in Malay now because I’ve come to realisation that my formerly powerful vocabulary is not all that great anymore.

 Ladies and gentlemen, our (or rather, your) last semester has finally come to an end. I’m not sure if you’re ecstatic since you’re finally getting your certs and f.ing off from the school, or upset, because we’re parting. But do remember each other even after graduation and often call to lepak in months and years to come.

I wouldn’t mind going all the way to Simpang Bedok just to have a drink. But of course, ada pergi ada balik, you guys will have to come down to Al-ameen Bukit Timah to meet us North and West-siders and have briyani. Y’know y’know, just like old times.

Parting ways has always been a sad sad matter. But I guess in a few months’ time, it’ll be really exciting to have a reunion once again. That when the boys will be botak, Mr Karismawaran might already lose weight (didn’t I hear he wants to be an airsteward? hehe), Ashley might lose some colour even, Fizah maybe jadi minah havoc because you know what they say, studying in Uni is tough, sometimes you gotta let your hair down. Heikal might get his fair number of chicks and probably getting some, Afiqah might be speaking more Malay than ever, Afiq probably jadi more Kong, Hafiz might already have his girlfriend, and Fahmy.. well he’s still in NS, so he’ll be the same. heh.

 And me? Well rumour has it that I will be working full-time at Trimedia as a student journalist. Hahaha. Well, actually it’s not funny. Fuck you, all of you.

 Heh. But I’m pretty sure I’ll be alright. I’ll update you guys again next semester. And I’ll call you guys when I miss you. And I’ll still love you when you’re gone.

Touching per? Sweet kan aku..

I’m actually in a very jolly good mood right now. It’s Friday, presentations are over, birthday celebration all throughout the weekend.

Awright, take care doks!

 

okay

let’s reignite the fire of hari raya and puasa people.

 

aku raser

kiter need another outingu

 

sudah tiada.

fahmy is gooooooooone. i will miss his hair. his beautiful, beautiful hair.

 

film m(elayu) studies

(posted by angmoh)

 

tiga ratus.

alhamdullilah. hari yg mulia hari ini.

 

bismil

apedah fizzi. banyak banyak orang, si fizah yang kau nak tackle. fizah tau!! astaghar.

aku tak sabar menunggu tibanya hari esok. jangan lah lambat yer, terutama sekali encik fahmy yang sudah lama tidak menjelma.  mentang2 lah kau jumper aku setiap jumaat, jangan lah luper yang laen. kesian jugak. kater hottest guy in mass comm. pi jalan dah.

ok, sekarang aku nak tido. selamat malam, agar kumbang katil tidak menggigit. dan juga binik/laki kamu.

 

awas.

maklum lah, besok kita ada outing happening tengok movie kan?

tapi ada request skit eh. bsok bayar aku $8 in notes bleh? aku niari da collect coins for all your change. (tapi azhar kena bayar $8 ah.. pasal booking charge 50 cents) senang skit nak masokkan duit.
jangan marah eh aku jadi scrooge skit. maklum la. bulan baru, bill pon baru, kerja pon tak da. susah nak hidop sini… dulu kalau ada kerja abeh tak bayar bill, boleh jugak absorb ni additional charges. skarang tak ble.

terima kasih.

 

belot.

eh. meh kita cuba game skit.

continue the story with only 6 words k. can be in english or malay la.

The man-horse couldn’t take it.

 

Not innings but outings…

Woi! Next week pegi ngok wayang amacam? Apa2 citer ah.. Janji kita klua.. Amacam?? Aku start suggesting a day: Tuesday, anyone? RSVP sikit ah. Cheh step RSVP je.

Respond, jangan tak respond.

 

astaghar

 

yo

assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatu.

tak jawab dosa.

 

And the inner geek has come out…

Thrash talk nampak.. Asal aku je yang kene ni.. Si deek pon maseh level 8 pe.. tapi takpa.. i wont give up so easily.. to win.. you must reach lvl 12! I shall be victorious!!! Huahahaha!

 Ok maintain.

Quote of the day: “Don’t bother about what other people think; they don’t do it very often.”

 

when fizzi meets azzy

ok..kite skarang dalam class..tengah bosan..abeh nanti ade test..mampus.! kite belum belajar pun..abeh satu budak pandai tanyer..open book boleh?? otak dia punye biskut ah..tadi aku berbual merepek ngan cikgu abt, humans are humans..and that even culture doesnt really divide us..aper aku cakap..aku pun tak tau…ok..kite dah nak main dota ni..slamat…

ps: heikal..gambar yg kau pakai shades macam owl pakai sunglasses dok…cute ah..tapi sleng dia pun ade…tak de lagi besar ke..!! gi lah custom made..cermin mata baru…kesian kite tengok kau..slalu..kena comment pasal cermin mata…

 

Da lama tak singgah…

Wah suma da besar eh.. Da lama tak update… tadi rabakz kene marah ngan cikgu majalah ramani… diktu kalau kenekan orang memang pekat kat jantung nye… mcm legolas nye arrow.. sakit siol.. Ok tu takpa.. lepas tu print bende ad last minit… class advert start kul 2 aku masuk kul 2.30 pasal skola ni puki btol BANYAK SANGAT tempat print… masuk class step senyum ah mintak simpati.. baru nak duduk… pantat aku baru nak land kat kerusi… da kene arrow lagik satu dari jl… wah suma cikgu kita memang btol nye sniper.. part aim aim suma ni accurate… tapi takleh kene aim balik… takpa…

ok tu je aku nak kata for now.. ikut kan hati aku tembak je kat ni blog… tapi nanti jadi sasaran pulak kene banned ke apa… biar aku maintain sikit.. fake a smile sikit… and.. as fizah always goes:

ok go.

 

babi nyer kental

eh, heikal kental ah. dier bragging about dier nyer experience kat warna ngan aku. aku pon raser ader sikit menyesal sbab kalau AKU tarok RADIO kat iap, heikal tak dapatnyer. kentalboi88@gaylords.com ah heikal. isadhora konon. ISAP DORA ah.

kbye.

 

berperasaan.

korang tau lagu bryan adams, awan no sembilan?

3 minit yg lalu, aku rasa macam aku atas itu awan. sungguh hebat rasanya! tiada org lain yg boleh buat aku rasa begitu. aku nak sigh dalam kegembiraan, tapi kawanku bernama tengku kamilz berkata yg jikalau sesiapa sigh(i always thought that sigh was mengilai in malay.. ), kita membunuh seorang angle/malaikat.

as i was saying.

sigh.  (btw, wth’s binawa?)

 

kembali sudah.

aku sudah tidak kemari untuk 3 minggu. nampaknya aku miss banyak benda. what telah happen nih! cuba ceritakan aku sikit. siapa anjing betina kat siapa? mana? bila? mengapa? bagaimana?

hari ini, aku buat akaun kawanster buat kali kedua kerana aku penuh dengan spite. lepas tu aku sedar bahawa aku ni narcissistic pasal selalu refresh homepage aku. hohoho. lawa jugak aku yer. terima kasih!

semalam aku dan kumpulan advertising aku kena buang kelas. kita duduk di luar kelas untuk 2 jam begitu. gerek tu gerek, macam tak bawak buku teks di sekolah menengah. abeh tadi aku baca NP e-mel dari guru tersayang kita yang binawe. dia menyatatkan bahawa kita harus dikaunsel oleh advisor kita. selamat ah. dalam e-mel dia cabar nak debar kita berlima. bagus sekali. semester depan aku minta diajar oleh guru perempuan yang selalu pekik-pekik di teater lecture.

baiklahterimakasihselamattinggal.
(kthxbye)

 

OKAY.

step by step instructions ah. k ready? go.

HOW TO UPDATE A WORDPRESS BLOG 

k FIRST, type http://www.wordpress.com in the empty white box at the top of your screen. yes. if you cant type, copy paste http://www.wordpress.com, that’s right click, copy, move to the white box ON TOP of your screen, and paste it there. yes. NOW, the important part. press enter on your keyboard. ok dah. best.

NEXT, type in your username and password. If you cant remember, click the “i forgot my password” button. after you type your username and password, PRESS ENTER. k that’s step 2!

 The third step is simple, on top of the webpage, there would be a MY DASHBOARD feature. now click on NEW POST, then click filmmelayustudies blog! simple as that. Now wait for the page to load, depending on your connection speed, this might take from a second to 4 minutes. After that, you TYPE in the empty white spaces. the TITLE box is for titles only. k best. Now you write your thoughts, and things like that. it is called BLOGGING. yes ok best!

after you’re done, CLICK on the PUBLISH BUTTON. it is very BIG you cant miss it. then wait for the post to be uploaded online, depending on your connection speed, it may take from 1 second to 90 minutes.

k now that you have a step by step instruction sheet on how to update, you dont have an excuse not to.

slamat!

 

skejap aje.

chillax, si zickyzack okay ah, dia tak cakap apa2. si pukis**ni pon bukannya paham bahas mrepek kiter.

dia macam panick kerana klass dia amat lembab compared to klass jennybawah.  lepas skola habes kita pegi johor makan ah (but it’ll never happen).

 

okay gang!

niari, aku dah buat azam baru. tak sabar betol aku tahu, blom tahun baru aku dah buat azam. tapi nie azam bukan sembarang azam. aku berazam nak jadi seorang manusia yang lebih baik. fizikal dan mental. dah ia bermula sekarang!

okay, i need air zam zam. eh, hari raya haji nak datang. best.

 

alahai

woywoy, amek kau ni recent FMS surge of hatred. two words man.

TAK MAINTAIN. hahahaha….

kiwah…. weather macam gini, chill je… ni sign dari pader almighty ah. dier tgh bilang kiter, nows the time for you guys to kick back and relac, no getting angry, no going out, no heat to agitate you. hence, RAINNNNN!!! sebab hair hari ni aku dgn ember kudut tgh bual asal hujan sampai hdb flood, hujan sampai np tutup. (tapi, kalau np tutup, kiter masih kener gi skola pasal fms block kat atas skali) fiq kater blk 53 tu skyscraper.

aku blum pun bual bual asal aku nier latest installation of buey aku kener. woi! korang dah dengar, confirm ketawer, buey tu tak maintain sampai gua tak tau ah, nak bingit ke nak ketawer. buey tu eh, merepek siol. tapi, nah, i decided that, whatever is whatever goes ah. ni dah the 3rd time eh dier bastard aku macam gini. each time she tops herself. but, whatever la ah. aku forgive and forget, ustaz zhar taught me as muslims we cannot hold animosity against “friends”. =)

plus, i got the added incentive of the rain beb, aku rasa, weather ni skrg reflective on aku nier mood ah, so, due to my love for the rain, aku kener remain chilled eh. macam voda advert aku yang starring fizzi.

MEN,GET IT OUT OF THERE NOW!.

hahaha, fizzi’s dah man!

 

it gradually builds up . . .

I have said it before. . . wish to say it one more time . . berbual in English language lah..kadang kadang..i dont get wat u guys saying lerr !!

Now. Somebody stop me . .

You stupid-dogshit-goddamn-motherfucker . . Since i will go to hell for awhile..becos ultimately..i will go to heaven…i wud love to see u in hell too..and boy am i going to enjoy watching u suffer as they rip ur skin over and over and over again..then..when they are done wiv that..they will pull ur tongue out..and cut it..and then it will grow again…and again..they will pull it out and cut it…woah..i remember seeing such graphics when i was a kid going for religious classes..i wish i had that picture wiv me…then i guarantee u..will fear…really fear…I dont know why u have to do it..i dont what made u do it..but u did..and that makes me fucking pissed..i have never been this pissed b4..so congrats to u…i apologise in advance..so here i go 1 more round…” Mak bapak kau tak tau jaga kau kepe?” “Mak tak ajar adat adat ke pe?” “Cantik punye muka kau buat kurang ajar dgan org lain” “Kau cakap pasal org lain senang. . bila org lain cakap pasal kau..u blow ur top…u fucking kasi attitude…lain kali jgan cakap pasal org lain..kalau kau tak nak org lain cakap pasal kau bodoh punye biskut” Dont let me take a fucking lamp post and shaft it up ur fucking ass!! u stoopid toad!

*Apologies to pple who happen to drop by this blog..no intentions to scare u..and this blog is usually not a hate centre..exceptions for this post..thank u*

 

nak kena jolok…

i dont know why but im quite worked up about that comment on fizah’s post.

its like.. macam siak siol. i dont know if fizah saw it coming, but i feel that its like a low blow.

“it sucks to see you drop down to that level.”. macam dia tak stoop down to that level in taking a potshot about people’s religious decisions. last time i used to ask fizah why she bothers wearing just to satiate her parent’s whims, even though they have a reason.

and yah i’ve even asked her to just take it out but its not as if she’s sun tanning every now and then isnt it?

i dont know why its quite irritated by the comment. maybe its the way he phrased it. but seriously macam nak carik pasal je… step kenal fizah inside out je. (not saying that i do)

maybe i can find solace in the fact that the idiot doesnt know fizah at all.

 

eyy

aku raser tempurung tu bleh buat coli. aku dari dulu ader vision yang tempurung tu coconut shell, sampai skrg aku tak tahu aper tu tempurung. kedua, terimer kaseh eh heikal cakap aku photoshop bagos. tapi taklah, aku nie maen2 jer ngan photoshop. ketiga, aku agak kau nyer tetek naek bukan sebab kau gymming. nie sebab hujan, beh sejuk. beh naek ah kutil tu. kuteee kuteee, genyel2..

okay. aperdah jadi ngan kawan2 aku nie sumer. tak update2. marilah kiter semangat sikit, kiter hold on to the semangat sampai hari raya nxt year lagi! aku raser kiter bernasib baek, sebab attachment kiter first sem. kalau tak, susah nak celebrate hari raya nxt year, sebab most would be on iap ataupun oiap. kesian jugak.

alright. CIAAOZZZ.

 

sepinya hatiku.

HOI KAWAN2!!

MANA KORANG PEGI NI?! dah la hujan, takmu jadi macam katak di bawah tempurong..  atau apa kebenda tu katak smunyi bawah ah..

anyway. aku tengok skarang afiq dah pro photoshopping.. jeles aku.. aku rasa magazine aku punya design nanti mrepek skit. aku pon terlupa nak hantar resume aku kat patwong hari tu.. abe aku rasa dia bingit skit ah aku lambat. dia mail aku kata dia will respond next year.

padahal dia da respond pon by indicating his absence. ni holidays aku rasa carik duit no1 priority untok aku. lepas tu, ble enjoy pada tahun baru! aku bilang korang.. kasot, beg seme nanti baru tau..

tapi.. irritating jugak aku kire kire nak bayar ni bayar tu.. macam siak jugak life. tapi matair abang aku tu telah menge-tune piano aku bila aku tengah kerja hari tu. aku masok bilek je, ada feeling yg dia telah menggodeh piano aku. best ah! $60-70 saved.

speaking of abang aku, dia kena tangkap lagi!! bodoh betol. dia da takda kerja (literally) abe join tailong nye hitsquad ah tu. tapi first house je dia pegi, ada see eye dee (CID) tengah tunggu dia. kesian ah tu, nampaksa kena framing ..

okay la. aku rasa aku nak pegi gymming skit. ni afiq/azhar kata nak lose/gain weight lagi. make sure ada difference ah nanti. aku skarang ble nampak nipples aku slowly raise cos im working on my chest.

you know, unfit ppl have saggy tits. then when they work out, the tits transform into chest. HAK! cool can? hari tu aku balek rumah, ble jiggle chest skit…

WOOOHOOOO!!!!

 

baik ah!

Alhamdulillah.

cuti 
tiga
minggu
sudah
mari!
kita
kena
berjoli
ah!
kbox
ah,
amacam!

dengan tulus ikhlas,
farhanah/ elmu

 

dey!

aper jadi dah dengan kiter nyer blog nie. longest spell of nothingness! kiter dah ader 2 minggu break nie, mari kiter memeriahkan lagi blog ini. mari mari!

key-box-key! lu patot update sikit ah pasal experience kau kat saner. pasal tu maori chix sumer.

 

kk

aku dah start blogging kat blog lamer aku. afiq.wordpress. biaser2kan lah visit ah eh. mentang2 ader satu bulan kat rumah, byk time.

 

rindu serindu rindunya.

assalamualaikum kepada hadirin dan hadirat sekalian.

i’ve been busy this week, again! aku dah lama tak blog di sini dan di agrolics. aku seperti tidak ada masa lagi untuk melakukan kerja yang remeh-temeh seperti begini. kalau aku pulang ke rumah cepat, aku terus tidur sampai esok pagi. 

pagi semalam keluarga aku berangkat ke kuala lumpur, tinggalkan aku seorang diri di rumah. aku tak sedih, makin GUMBIRA lagi ada. boleh jalan-jalan bogel kat rumah.

semalam aku dan nadhirah terpaksa ambil alih the double As (in case you don’t know, they’re Ashley and Afiq, the K and DKK respectively) untuk setengah jam. gerek lah, boleh berbual dalam bahasa Inggeris. aku dan nadhirah jadi the Double N, we also have fans, di dalam bilik. our fans give us a blow if we’re feeling hot. MUAHA. 

TT: aku dengar-dengar yang chalet sudah dibatalkan. any alternatives? maybe we can go to escape themepark ke.. picnic ke.. sebarang ah beb.

 

insyallah

aku akan datang kat chalet kalau aku baek. so far its healing good. power ah. taubat eh. kat chalet sembahyang sumer.

 

perhatian.

tuan-tuan dan paun-paun. tolong ambil perhatian.

organiser organiser chalet yg akan datang tolong menghantar official invite kepada abang muhammad fahmy bin apa ntah. jikalau tidak nanti dia tidak mahu datang ya.

terimah kasih. (beliau telahpon ber-tanahing – landing pada pagi yang tak mulia sangat ini)

 

perhatian.

tuan-tuan dan paun-paun. tolong ambil perhatian.

organiser organiser chalet yg akan datang tolong menghantar official invite kepada abang muhammad fahmy bin apa ntah. jikalau tidak nanti dia tidak mahu datang ya.

terimah kasih. (beliau telahpon ber-tanahing – landing pada pagi yang tak mulia sangat ini)

 

hmm, 3rd day kayap ular aka herpes ZOSTER which is not std. danial, tak pass bio in secondary school takper ah, at least ader wikepedia per eh danial. bleh bacer. tak tahu bacer nanti aku bacerkan. aku pon bleh translate it to malay ah, jadi kau boleh bacer “bulak”. macam gitu “nier”!. kentalboi87_toothless@chinese.com/smellybreath ah lu.

so far its been okay. the boils are starting to come in hard and fast, the pain is really, if you think about it, its quite okay. it sorta like needles poking through from under your skin. i realise that during my throat infection, my immunity system was drastically dragged down, so that caused the ubat bisa that i was taking to have an adverse effect on my stomach. 2 days after taking that particular medicine, my stomach walls began breaking down, causing the stomach ulcer or peptic ulcer to happen. this is usually acidic, so the doctor gave me 3 kinds of medicine, which i believed were alkaline, because it worked straightaway. however, because of this, the varicella zoster virus, which is dormant, was reactivated and caused the skin under the back of my left arm to flare up. if my sister had not gotten the disease 2 months back, i would have been okay but her viral infection triggered mine, so it was inevitable that the next time i got sick, the virus would be reactivated. and now i have herpes zoster/shingles/kayap ular.

all resulting from my negligence to clean my retainers properly.

there you go danial. there’s a reason why i was good in biology ah eh.

kthxbye. nier. buleh. bulak. ciao.

 

hmm… think about it

baik ah, ni aku nier ferst time eh, tulis dlm bog ni… afiq… tsk, ferst fesrt dapat stomach ulcer, abeh throat infection bulak, skarang dah kener herpes. korang ader wondering tak? aper hal ni afiq tgh buat lately? fiq, kau closet gay eh? infection ni sumer macam typical syptom of gays je.

 

herpes

aku kener herpes zoster. AMEK KAU.

 

hmm

i donno, if i will be able to make it for the chalet.

1st. throat infection
2nd. stomach ulcer
3rd. kayap ular (a type of smallpox)

aku baru niari bangon, sebelah belakang aku ader biji2, boils ah. i knew straightaway it was kayap ular coz adek aku a few months back pernah kener, beh time tu aku jager dier. skrg, aku pulak yang kener. she says it took her around 10 days before it healed. 10 days.

dah ah, aku nak taubat ah. nie allah tunjuk aku kuasa dier sikit jer, 3 jenis penyakit yang tak pernah pernah aku dapat, all in a week. aku kat skola nak sembahyang sumer ah, jadi macam fahmy ah tobat. since aku taknak korangjangkit nie sumer, aku most probably not coming school for the next week.kk slamat ah. jager diri ah eh.

 

Chalet

Oh oh oh . . (singing to Beautiful .  .)

Oritez peeps..eh..why no one came to my outlet just now..2 hrs free drinks tau !! Anyway..ok..in regards to the chalet..there’s still vacancy….but u guys up for it or not..like no respond aje…the price..30..so can cover watever food and drinks ah…chalet dah 140 seh…which if u divide by 8..most prob..the amt of pple coming..its.. 17.5 per person..so balance..buy food ler…u guys got to tell me whether conferm or not..oh..hafiz..get the miss afiqah..to come too…quick quick..conferm conferm conferm…

 

share late

camner nie. kater nak aderkan chalet. tapi tak dengar progress pon.

 

kelik.

esok pada hari lektur, sesiapa bawak camera la. macam bosan pulak ini lelaman sakti asek bertulisan aje, tiada gambaran.

 

esok, jam sembilan hingga lewat di rumah.

pertama kali, korang ni seme susah la nak di-menyeronokkan. buat susah je aku tulis post panjang panjang abe tak di commended for effort.

sigh. aku telah pon menurunkan peluang untuk bekerja di negeri siam pada minggu lepas. aku memberi bangras reason (ish, aku terjeda untok 2minit berfikir reason dalam melayu tu apa. tu pon maseh tak tau. rabakz.) situasi keluargaku tidak stabil. dan ia adalah betul! amat menyedihkan.

aku ni.. bosan la. asek ulang alek sekolah dan rumah dan berjumpa org2 yang aku tak rapat. macam, ada lobang di dalam hati aku ni.

jeda.

 

Happening beb…

Kauu, fahmy, hidop kau gerek eh.. Sampai touchdown touchdown sumer ni.. Kita kat sini takda life siol.. Eh kel (cheh step “kel” je), kau quit speaking malay ah.. Bingit ah baca.. Kesian kau eh sakit.. Lama tak nampak kau..

 Next week or next 2 weeks rakan rakan ku akan lah serve NS.. Boring sak.. Diorang da kemana.. Aku baru second year… Betolnye no life..

Okk chao.

 

satu kali cukop ah

fahmy kau nie pon. mentang2 score 4 touchdown. kener post 4 kali ah.

heikal, kau tules in english sudah. peneng aku bacer. serious.

k bye.

 

aku score 4 touchdown lawan bdk2 NZ!!

shiok!!!

 best benar ni negri.. you guys yg belum dtg sini.. muz come here one day.. now aku kat queenstown.. its summer now yet its cold ar.. summer during the day dah less than 20 degrees seh.. imagine mlm dier.. n for ur info its 5hrs ahead.. n the day is freaking long ar..  starting2 bile aku sampai kat christchurch siang dier 12 degrees sak..

 gonna stay here in queenstown for another day than travel down south to invercargill than up to mount cook than slowly make ma way to christchurch for ma flight on sat.. n so far i’ve been to the glazier n saw seal colony n lots more.. gile bodoh ni tempat.. besar nak mampus..

 k ar kanak2 semua.. abg nak g tido.. sejuk siol!!! slamats ar.. salam peluk cium tuk semua..

 

batrisyia!

wah wah wah aku ada lagi member keluarga baru!!
tadi pagi kul lapan suku kakak mertua ku dah lahirkan anak dia, yey mesti nana wawa gembira bley main makcik2 sama2 di masa hadapan.

hurrah!

 

eh, bom?

haha.. korang ni rabakzz ah.

sebenarnya. aku ni dah lama tak ber blogging dimana2. baca blog pon dah malas. maklum lah, aku dah terstep cool level 38 dah. blogging seme macam budak2 pada aku.

aku skarang suka hangout di playground playground dan suka pulang rumah tido sahaja. macam takda life aku tahu.

seperti ini hari mulai juma’at kali beribu-ribu kali aku da tidak teringat pasal sembahyang juma’at, aku berkoleksi ticket muse aku dan selepas itu aku collect duit gaji aku.

kerja dua hari je da dapat lima puluh dollar. macam shiok pulak. aku pon dah berjanji dengan diri sendiri nak bayarkan yuran yuran yang mahal gila babi sampai aku tak tahu macam mana bapak aku maseh boleh bayar sampai sekarang. tapi tak bayar semua la. bayar stengah stengah je.

kerja aku senang sampai boleh keboringan. pergi kerja jam 6, relek relek gelek gelek golek golek sikit kat esplanade situ untok satu jam stengah, lepas tu, kerja untok 15 minit buat jualan air.

mahal gilerrr siolll air die.
mars, toblerone, soft drinks,evian botol lebih kecik dari anatomy seksual aku – $3
fruit jus, perrier, teh/kopi – $5
bir – $7
minuman setan yang  lain -$12/$18

PUNYA LA MAHAL. orang yang beli pon bukan org2 kaya. yang step kaya je ada.
tapi banyak jugak nampak hotbabes all the time -ps, bukan aku seorang yg cakap mereka hot babe ok, so ada credibility skit. jadi, not bad la. oh, jadi, lepas menjual minuman2… dah boleh balek. $30 dalam kocek gitu je.

abe tu, on the way home, benda benda lain pon termasok dalam kocek seluar, kocek baju, beg beg.. kadang2, apa yang aku bawak balek lebih mahal dari gaji aku untok hari itu.

tapi tu dulu. skarang ada air can aje yg bole sumbat.. tak shiok. tapi its a well practiced practise, so its ok. bukan aku seorang yg berkambing hitam (black sheep)

esok hari, aku akan bermain mainan (play) di esplanade library. kalau percuma (free), datang la menyokong kawan aku dan tertawa kat aku menge-act. aku agak, ada si alfian sa’at datang. si gay playrights popular tetapi tidak akan sepopular najip ali kerana seksualitinya tu.. ble buat contacts for demo show on toilet cubicle ettiquette for 2.

sepatutnya, aku disuruh main seorang yg kental dan love sick yg baru di dua masa (two timed) oleh perempuan dia… abe tu nak bunoh diri. drama kan? tetapi kawan aku kena diberi kayu oleh guru2nya (she was given the stick by her mentors) kerana dia ni terover edit script originaldia.

jadi skarang aku bermain seorang kacak dan tampan. aka mister cassanova. macam gitu la.

ok kalau korang maseh baca ni benda.. fuhyo! not bad. bole tahan aku punya mengarot.

 

DEEPTHROATED

alamak geng. aku dah kener throat infection. dah sampai near the area where your lungs are of the oesophagus(my lung’s not infected)…so that’s pretty bad.
but look on the bright side, by the time i heal, i’ll have this serak2 basah in my voice. ah kau, baru deejay in da house.