Rehiz.

So it’s been a year and a half since the last post. Tsk tsk. What happened to this space, man? Doesn’t mean everyone has graduated (even me!), you can just lead your own life and leave the memories behind.

Anyway hi. I don’t know if you guys will get notified in your emails for this.. but I’m just trying my luck. Otherwise, bebual sorang lah aku.

Bye.

 

let’s make this short.

KABARE? dah makan? dah sikat rambut?

SIAPA NAK GI SINGFEST NGAN AKU!?!!

 

Backlash.

I won’t miss school one bit.

 

let’s put some life here, balls.

Assalamualaikum yang dihormati sekalian,

 Selamat datang ke Film Melayu Studies sekali lagi. Saya Farhanah Elmu (and that’s Elmu with a ‘U’ and not an ‘O’), pelajar yang ter-minah sekali di cohort kita.

… And I shall stop trying to write in Malay now because I’ve come to realisation that my formerly powerful vocabulary is not all that great anymore.

 Ladies and gentlemen, our (or rather, your) last semester has finally come to an end. I’m not sure if you’re ecstatic since you’re finally getting your certs and f.ing off from the school, or upset, because we’re parting. But do remember each other even after graduation and often call to lepak in months and years to come.

I wouldn’t mind going all the way to Simpang Bedok just to have a drink. But of course, ada pergi ada balik, you guys will have to come down to Al-ameen Bukit Timah to meet us North and West-siders and have briyani. Y’know y’know, just like old times.

Parting ways has always been a sad sad matter. But I guess in a few months’ time, it’ll be really exciting to have a reunion once again. That when the boys will be botak, Mr Karismawaran might already lose weight (didn’t I hear he wants to be an airsteward? hehe), Ashley might lose some colour even, Fizah maybe jadi minah havoc because you know what they say, studying in Uni is tough, sometimes you gotta let your hair down. Heikal might get his fair number of chicks and probably getting some, Afiqah might be speaking more Malay than ever, Afiq probably jadi more Kong, Hafiz might already have his girlfriend, and Fahmy.. well he’s still in NS, so he’ll be the same. heh.

 And me? Well rumour has it that I will be working full-time at Trimedia as a student journalist. Hahaha. Well, actually it’s not funny. Fuck you, all of you.

 Heh. But I’m pretty sure I’ll be alright. I’ll update you guys again next semester. And I’ll call you guys when I miss you. And I’ll still love you when you’re gone.

Touching per? Sweet kan aku..

I’m actually in a very jolly good mood right now. It’s Friday, presentations are over, birthday celebration all throughout the weekend.

Awright, take care doks!

 

okay

let’s reignite the fire of hari raya and puasa people.

 

 aik? maseh check jugak?

hehhe.

 

hiiii asal eh kita nye makan malam tarikhs (dinner dates) salu tak menjadi ni.
haha.

 

kita sedang menghadapi!

ok jap aku restart.. kita sedang menghadapi masalah yang amat sulit! dan ianya adalah tentang masalah sosial so sial kita sbab asal korang ni asik tak percuma (free) untuk nak jumpa ah?

aku minang (propose) kita kluar untuk makan petang satu hari nanti ok? aku sebarang masa pun boleh.. sbab memang da biasa la duduk pat ofis tak buat keje. tau nak tengok crite/main game aje.

jadi kan, kalau kita jumpa, bley jugak berbual bual dan beranjing-betina (hobi paling gerek) BETUL TAK? lepas tu boleh la kita cakap, “mm, sayangnye” (lovely).

 

aku raser

kiter need another outingu

 

sudah tiada.

fahmy is gooooooooone. i will miss his hair. his beautiful, beautiful hair.

 

film m(elayu) studies

(posted by angmoh)

 

tiga ratus.

alhamdullilah. hari yg mulia hari ini.

 

bismil

apedah fizzi. banyak banyak orang, si fizah yang kau nak tackle. fizah tau!! astaghar.

aku tak sabar menunggu tibanya hari esok. jangan lah lambat yer, terutama sekali encik fahmy yang sudah lama tidak menjelma.  mentang2 lah kau jumper aku setiap jumaat, jangan lah luper yang laen. kesian jugak. kater hottest guy in mass comm. pi jalan dah.

ok, sekarang aku nak tido. selamat malam, agar kumbang katil tidak menggigit. dan juga binik/laki kamu.

 

it’s macam official.

tu sbab nama kita mcm sama gitu, we’re a match made in heaven! i luv u 2 fizzi!

 

TENTANG BESOK.

harap maklum bahwa pertemuan esok adalah untuk budak budak ’hala’ (halal) saja. korang jangan nak step sociable ajak budak budak lain k.

ni msg especially for everyone, tapi specifically for danial.

 

awas.

maklum lah, besok kita ada outing happening tengok movie kan?

tapi ada request skit eh. bsok bayar aku $8 in notes bleh? aku niari da collect coins for all your change. (tapi azhar kena bayar $8 ah.. pasal booking charge 50 cents) senang skit nak masokkan duit.
jangan marah eh aku jadi scrooge skit. maklum la. bulan baru, bill pon baru, kerja pon tak da. susah nak hidop sini… dulu kalau ada kerja abeh tak bayar bill, boleh jugak absorb ni additional charges. skarang tak ble.

terima kasih.

 

belot.

eh. meh kita cuba game skit.

continue the story with only 6 words k. can be in english or malay la.

The man-horse couldn’t take it.

 

Not innings but outings…

Woi! Next week pegi ngok wayang amacam? Apa2 citer ah.. Janji kita klua.. Amacam?? Aku start suggesting a day: Tuesday, anyone? RSVP sikit ah. Cheh step RSVP je.

Respond, jangan tak respond.

 

holiday.

happening betul ni tempat! ape hal ah senyap, semua pegi reunion dinner per?

anyways nak cakap hello je. amcam semuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

astaghar

 

yo

assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatu.

tak jawab dosa.

 

holeeday.

BOOyashakaaaa!!!!!!1 skola da abes skola da abes skola da abes. *joget joget*

kita go thru ni exam sama sama okayyy pastu bley masok tahun 3 dan graduate sama sama, EXCITING KAN! dddddddddddddddddddddddddd best nye.

ok go.

 

And the inner geek has come out…

Thrash talk nampak.. Asal aku je yang kene ni.. Si deek pon maseh level 8 pe.. tapi takpa.. i wont give up so easily.. to win.. you must reach lvl 12! I shall be victorious!!! Huahahaha!

 Ok maintain.

Quote of the day: “Don’t bother about what other people think; they don’t do it very often.”

 

for hafiz pt. 2.

alamak the previous entry a bit last season. within less than an hour aku da conquer level 10! skrg pat level 11 best eh ah eh ah eh.

 

for hafiz my lurveee

where is fizah?

 

petition untuk kluar makan same same.

hello kengkawan.

holidays yang akan datang ni, jom kita book kita semua for a date. gi somewhere makan or something, since the previous holiday abg chicken legs kita jatuh sakit dan kene dudok rumah satu bulan sampai skarang da pro photoshop dan aksen nak mampos

takkan meet up once during bulan puasa aje.

ok go.

 

when fizzi meets azzy

ok..kite skarang dalam class..tengah bosan..abeh nanti ade test..mampus.! kite belum belajar pun..abeh satu budak pandai tanyer..open book boleh?? otak dia punye biskut ah..tadi aku berbual merepek ngan cikgu abt, humans are humans..and that even culture doesnt really divide us..aper aku cakap..aku pun tak tau…ok..kite dah nak main dota ni..slamat…

ps: heikal..gambar yg kau pakai shades macam owl pakai sunglasses dok…cute ah..tapi sleng dia pun ade…tak de lagi besar ke..!! gi lah custom made..cermin mata baru…kesian kite tengok kau..slalu..kena comment pasal cermin mata…

 

Da lama tak singgah…

Wah suma da besar eh.. Da lama tak update… tadi rabakz kene marah ngan cikgu majalah ramani… diktu kalau kenekan orang memang pekat kat jantung nye… mcm legolas nye arrow.. sakit siol.. Ok tu takpa.. lepas tu print bende ad last minit… class advert start kul 2 aku masuk kul 2.30 pasal skola ni puki btol BANYAK SANGAT tempat print… masuk class step senyum ah mintak simpati.. baru nak duduk… pantat aku baru nak land kat kerusi… da kene arrow lagik satu dari jl… wah suma cikgu kita memang btol nye sniper.. part aim aim suma ni accurate… tapi takleh kene aim balik… takpa…

ok tu je aku nak kata for now.. ikut kan hati aku tembak je kat ni blog… tapi nanti jadi sasaran pulak kene banned ke apa… biar aku maintain sikit.. fake a smile sikit… and.. as fizah always goes:

ok go.

 

babi nyer kental

eh, heikal kental ah. dier bragging about dier nyer experience kat warna ngan aku. aku pon raser ader sikit menyesal sbab kalau AKU tarok RADIO kat iap, heikal tak dapatnyer. kentalboi88@gaylords.com ah heikal. isadhora konon. ISAP DORA ah.

kbye.

 

berperasaan.

korang tau lagu bryan adams, awan no sembilan?

3 minit yg lalu, aku rasa macam aku atas itu awan. sungguh hebat rasanya! tiada org lain yg boleh buat aku rasa begitu. aku nak sigh dalam kegembiraan, tapi kawanku bernama tengku kamilz berkata yg jikalau sesiapa sigh(i always thought that sigh was mengilai in malay.. ), kita membunuh seorang angle/malaikat.

as i was saying.

sigh.  (btw, wth’s binawa?)

 

kembali sudah.

aku sudah tidak kemari untuk 3 minggu. nampaknya aku miss banyak benda. what telah happen nih! cuba ceritakan aku sikit. siapa anjing betina kat siapa? mana? bila? mengapa? bagaimana?

hari ini, aku buat akaun kawanster buat kali kedua kerana aku penuh dengan spite. lepas tu aku sedar bahawa aku ni narcissistic pasal selalu refresh homepage aku. hohoho. lawa jugak aku yer. terima kasih!

semalam aku dan kumpulan advertising aku kena buang kelas. kita duduk di luar kelas untuk 2 jam begitu. gerek tu gerek, macam tak bawak buku teks di sekolah menengah. abeh tadi aku baca NP e-mel dari guru tersayang kita yang binawe. dia menyatatkan bahawa kita harus dikaunsel oleh advisor kita. selamat ah. dalam e-mel dia cabar nak debar kita berlima. bagus sekali. semester depan aku minta diajar oleh guru perempuan yang selalu pekik-pekik di teater lecture.

baiklahterimakasihselamattinggal.
(kthxbye)

 

OKAY.

step by step instructions ah. k ready? go.

HOW TO UPDATE A WORDPRESS BLOG 

k FIRST, type http://www.wordpress.com in the empty white box at the top of your screen. yes. if you cant type, copy paste http://www.wordpress.com, that’s right click, copy, move to the white box ON TOP of your screen, and paste it there. yes. NOW, the important part. press enter on your keyboard. ok dah. best.

NEXT, type in your username and password. If you cant remember, click the “i forgot my password” button. after you type your username and password, PRESS ENTER. k that’s step 2!

 The third step is simple, on top of the webpage, there would be a MY DASHBOARD feature. now click on NEW POST, then click filmmelayustudies blog! simple as that. Now wait for the page to load, depending on your connection speed, this might take from a second to 4 minutes. After that, you TYPE in the empty white spaces. the TITLE box is for titles only. k best. Now you write your thoughts, and things like that. it is called BLOGGING. yes ok best!

after you’re done, CLICK on the PUBLISH BUTTON. it is very BIG you cant miss it. then wait for the post to be uploaded online, depending on your connection speed, it may take from 1 second to 90 minutes.

k now that you have a step by step instruction sheet on how to update, you dont have an excuse not to.

slamat!

 

skejap aje.

chillax, si zickyzack okay ah, dia tak cakap apa2. si pukis**ni pon bukannya paham bahas mrepek kiter.

dia macam panick kerana klass dia amat lembab compared to klass jennybawah.  lepas skola habes kita pegi johor makan ah (but it’ll never happen).

 

yang sedang membaca..

sape yang tak paham apa aku nak tulis ni, gi carik orang untuk bilang kau sbab tak bley tulis bahsa inggris la seyy.. nampaknya ada guru yang baca ni bende.

jadi kalau kau nak men-anjing betina pat ni tempat, lain kali pakai la otak berlebihan sbab lelaman-lelaman di alam siber ni memang lah senang nak di lungsuri oleh orang orang yang tak.. diundang. alah takkan korang tak tau apa yang menjadi pada tu media punya kuda. apa apa lelaman yang ada congress of budak budak fms confirm cikgu cikgu sumer kpo nyee… dan aku bilang kau, ni kamiliah eh, dia gi link ni blog dekat keje skola ”journey” dia. ini bermakna = guru favret heikal pun tau pasal ni bende.

anyways jadi korang sume kan tau ada bende tu yang dipanggil perkataan pass. GUNAKANLAH. aku da cakap, lj lagi bagus boleh buat post post yang hanya kita kita boleh baca tapi degil kan..

dah la takkan pasal ni pun sumer nak diam takmu tulis pat sini lagi? tak kuat (weak) ah korang.. da la time holiday tak tau nak plan outings. tsk tsk tsk.

 

wow…

 

okay gang!

niari, aku dah buat azam baru. tak sabar betol aku tahu, blom tahun baru aku dah buat azam. tapi nie azam bukan sembarang azam. aku berazam nak jadi seorang manusia yang lebih baik. fizikal dan mental. dah ia bermula sekarang!

okay, i need air zam zam. eh, hari raya haji nak datang. best.

 

alahai

woywoy, amek kau ni recent FMS surge of hatred. two words man.

TAK MAINTAIN. hahahaha….

kiwah…. weather macam gini, chill je… ni sign dari pader almighty ah. dier tgh bilang kiter, nows the time for you guys to kick back and relac, no getting angry, no going out, no heat to agitate you. hence, RAINNNNN!!! sebab hair hari ni aku dgn ember kudut tgh bual asal hujan sampai hdb flood, hujan sampai np tutup. (tapi, kalau np tutup, kiter masih kener gi skola pasal fms block kat atas skali) fiq kater blk 53 tu skyscraper.

aku blum pun bual bual asal aku nier latest installation of buey aku kener. woi! korang dah dengar, confirm ketawer, buey tu tak maintain sampai gua tak tau ah, nak bingit ke nak ketawer. buey tu eh, merepek siol. tapi, nah, i decided that, whatever is whatever goes ah. ni dah the 3rd time eh dier bastard aku macam gini. each time she tops herself. but, whatever la ah. aku forgive and forget, ustaz zhar taught me as muslims we cannot hold animosity against “friends”. =)

plus, i got the added incentive of the rain beb, aku rasa, weather ni skrg reflective on aku nier mood ah, so, due to my love for the rain, aku kener remain chilled eh. macam voda advert aku yang starring fizzi.

MEN,GET IT OUT OF THERE NOW!.

hahaha, fizzi’s dah man!

 

it gradually builds up . . .

I have said it before. . . wish to say it one more time . . berbual in English language lah..kadang kadang..i dont get wat u guys saying lerr !!

Now. Somebody stop me . .

You stupid-dogshit-goddamn-motherfucker . . Since i will go to hell for awhile..becos ultimately..i will go to heaven…i wud love to see u in hell too..and boy am i going to enjoy watching u suffer as they rip ur skin over and over and over again..then..when they are done wiv that..they will pull ur tongue out..and cut it..and then it will grow again…and again..they will pull it out and cut it…woah..i remember seeing such graphics when i was a kid going for religious classes..i wish i had that picture wiv me…then i guarantee u..will fear…really fear…I dont know why u have to do it..i dont what made u do it..but u did..and that makes me fucking pissed..i have never been this pissed b4..so congrats to u…i apologise in advance..so here i go 1 more round…” Mak bapak kau tak tau jaga kau kepe?” “Mak tak ajar adat adat ke pe?” “Cantik punye muka kau buat kurang ajar dgan org lain” “Kau cakap pasal org lain senang. . bila org lain cakap pasal kau..u blow ur top…u fucking kasi attitude…lain kali jgan cakap pasal org lain..kalau kau tak nak org lain cakap pasal kau bodoh punye biskut” Dont let me take a fucking lamp post and shaft it up ur fucking ass!! u stoopid toad!

*Apologies to pple who happen to drop by this blog..no intentions to scare u..and this blog is usually not a hate centre..exceptions for this post..thank u*

 

nak kena jolok…

i dont know why but im quite worked up about that comment on fizah’s post.

its like.. macam siak siol. i dont know if fizah saw it coming, but i feel that its like a low blow.

“it sucks to see you drop down to that level.”. macam dia tak stoop down to that level in taking a potshot about people’s religious decisions. last time i used to ask fizah why she bothers wearing just to satiate her parent’s whims, even though they have a reason.

and yah i’ve even asked her to just take it out but its not as if she’s sun tanning every now and then isnt it?

i dont know why its quite irritated by the comment. maybe its the way he phrased it. but seriously macam nak carik pasal je… step kenal fizah inside out je. (not saying that i do)

maybe i can find solace in the fact that the idiot doesnt know fizah at all.

 

bagai serigala dalam pakaian kambing.

aku rasa kan ni dua minggu nye cuti bagai serigala dalam pakaian kambing (wolf in sheeps’ clothing)!
sbab dorang buat kita feeling macam wow… cuti sey. best. bley seronokkan hidup lagi, NAMUN kerje banyak gilaaaaaaaa.

ni sumer advertising nye pasal!

ok skarang aku nak letak sini sumer kerja2 kita ada untuk skarang, jadi ape ape yang aku terlupa, korang tolong top-up kan di halaman komen komen k (top up additional stuff i’ve left out in our comments column). trime kasih la sey.

1.  feat 2.

2.  – advertising advertisements. ngan radio ad kene record sama tu tvc kene buat flash [dengan sound, you! (naik darah betul, jlo pei class tak payah buat flash)]
     – advertising tawaran promosi(s)

3.  puisi (poem) untuk drama & poetry, untuk sesapa dalam class gerek tu. yang lain yang takde dalam klas tu = maaf, tapi kau kental. hehehe.

4.  apa-apa yang kene buat untuk majalah featwg.

5. mrm nye survei survei, ingat, buat survei tu tak bley tipu tau. sbab kau nye integrity/marwah/kedignityan sebagai seorang pelajar at risk! (kalau tak paham gi baca tu mrm nye guidelines thingy)

—

ok sekian. afiq lekas lekas sembuh jadi kita bley lapangkan masa sikit untuk selitkan kau dalam skedul (schedule) yang sungguh sibuk dalam masa 2 minggu ni. i rindu u! winkwink.

* aku da add “translations” untuk sesapa yang (tak) macam paham.

 

eyy

aku raser tempurung tu bleh buat coli. aku dari dulu ader vision yang tempurung tu coconut shell, sampai skrg aku tak tahu aper tu tempurung. kedua, terimer kaseh eh heikal cakap aku photoshop bagos. tapi taklah, aku nie maen2 jer ngan photoshop. ketiga, aku agak kau nyer tetek naek bukan sebab kau gymming. nie sebab hujan, beh sejuk. beh naek ah kutil tu. kuteee kuteee, genyel2..

okay. aperdah jadi ngan kawan2 aku nie sumer. tak update2. marilah kiter semangat sikit, kiter hold on to the semangat sampai hari raya nxt year lagi! aku raser kiter bernasib baek, sebab attachment kiter first sem. kalau tak, susah nak celebrate hari raya nxt year, sebab most would be on iap ataupun oiap. kesian jugak.

alright. CIAAOZZZ.

 

sepinya hatiku.

HOI KAWAN2!!

MANA KORANG PEGI NI?! dah la hujan, takmu jadi macam katak di bawah tempurong..  atau apa kebenda tu katak smunyi bawah ah..

anyway. aku tengok skarang afiq dah pro photoshopping.. jeles aku.. aku rasa magazine aku punya design nanti mrepek skit. aku pon terlupa nak hantar resume aku kat patwong hari tu.. abe aku rasa dia bingit skit ah aku lambat. dia mail aku kata dia will respond next year.

padahal dia da respond pon by indicating his absence. ni holidays aku rasa carik duit no1 priority untok aku. lepas tu, ble enjoy pada tahun baru! aku bilang korang.. kasot, beg seme nanti baru tau..

tapi.. irritating jugak aku kire kire nak bayar ni bayar tu.. macam siak jugak life. tapi matair abang aku tu telah menge-tune piano aku bila aku tengah kerja hari tu. aku masok bilek je, ada feeling yg dia telah menggodeh piano aku. best ah! $60-70 saved.

speaking of abang aku, dia kena tangkap lagi!! bodoh betol. dia da takda kerja (literally) abe join tailong nye hitsquad ah tu. tapi first house je dia pegi, ada see eye dee (CID) tengah tunggu dia. kesian ah tu, nampaksa kena framing ..

okay la. aku rasa aku nak pegi gymming skit. ni afiq/azhar kata nak lose/gain weight lagi. make sure ada difference ah nanti. aku skarang ble nampak nipples aku slowly raise cos im working on my chest.

you know, unfit ppl have saggy tits. then when they work out, the tits transform into chest. HAK! cool can? hari tu aku balek rumah, ble jiggle chest skit…

WOOOHOOOO!!!!

 

baik ah!

Alhamdulillah.

cuti 
tiga
minggu
sudah
mari!
kita
kena
berjoli
ah!
kbox
ah,
amacam!

dengan tulus ikhlas,
farhanah/ elmu

 

dey!

aper jadi dah dengan kiter nyer blog nie. longest spell of nothingness! kiter dah ader 2 minggu break nie, mari kiter memeriahkan lagi blog ini. mari mari!

key-box-key! lu patot update sikit ah pasal experience kau kat saner. pasal tu maori chix sumer.

 

kk

aku dah start blogging kat blog lamer aku. afiq.wordpress. biaser2kan lah visit ah eh. mentang2 ader satu bulan kat rumah, byk time.

 

rindu serindu rindunya.

assalamualaikum kepada hadirin dan hadirat sekalian.

i’ve been busy this week, again! aku dah lama tak blog di sini dan di agrolics. aku seperti tidak ada masa lagi untuk melakukan kerja yang remeh-temeh seperti begini. kalau aku pulang ke rumah cepat, aku terus tidur sampai esok pagi. 

pagi semalam keluarga aku berangkat ke kuala lumpur, tinggalkan aku seorang diri di rumah. aku tak sedih, makin GUMBIRA lagi ada. boleh jalan-jalan bogel kat rumah.

semalam aku dan nadhirah terpaksa ambil alih the double As (in case you don’t know, they’re Ashley and Afiq, the K and DKK respectively) untuk setengah jam. gerek lah, boleh berbual dalam bahasa Inggeris. aku dan nadhirah jadi the Double N, we also have fans, di dalam bilik. our fans give us a blow if we’re feeling hot. MUAHA. 

TT: aku dengar-dengar yang chalet sudah dibatalkan. any alternatives? maybe we can go to escape themepark ke.. picnic ke.. sebarang ah beb.

 

sebulan semalam.

harum sundal malam. except yang ni langsung tak harum dan tak malam..

 

insyallah

aku akan datang kat chalet kalau aku baek. so far its healing good. power ah. taubat eh. kat chalet sembahyang sumer.

 

perhatian.

tuan-tuan dan paun-paun. tolong ambil perhatian.

organiser organiser chalet yg akan datang tolong menghantar official invite kepada abang muhammad fahmy bin apa ntah. jikalau tidak nanti dia tidak mahu datang ya.

terimah kasih. (beliau telahpon ber-tanahing – landing pada pagi yang tak mulia sangat ini)

 

perhatian.

tuan-tuan dan paun-paun. tolong ambil perhatian.

organiser organiser chalet yg akan datang tolong menghantar official invite kepada abang muhammad fahmy bin apa ntah. jikalau tidak nanti dia tidak mahu datang ya.

terimah kasih. (beliau telahpon ber-tanahing – landing pada pagi yang tak mulia sangat ini)